1 00:00:12,345 --> 00:00:13,012 - Dad? 2 00:00:13,013 --> 00:00:14,246 - Hm? 3 00:00:14,247 --> 00:00:16,015 - Let's turn the page. 4 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:19,652 I'm getting tired of looking at that girl in the bathing suit. 5 00:00:28,061 --> 00:00:30,597 {\an8}[theme music] 6 00:00:59,292 --> 00:01:00,826 - Hiya Mr. Wilson! 7 00:01:00,827 --> 00:01:03,228 Here from the grocery store? 8 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:04,797 - Dennis, does your mother approve 9 00:01:04,798 --> 00:01:07,933 of your leaving your toys all over the sidewalk like that? 10 00:01:07,934 --> 00:01:09,335 - Heck no, Mr. wilson. 11 00:01:09,336 --> 00:01:12,738 - Well, then, why don't you do something about it? 12 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,139 - Because they're not mine. 13 00:01:14,140 --> 00:01:15,808 - Well, who do they belong to, for heaven's sakes? 14 00:01:15,809 --> 00:01:19,078 - That's Eric's, and that's Tommy's, and that's Joey's, and 15 00:01:19,079 --> 00:01:20,512 that's Stewart's. 16 00:01:20,513 --> 00:01:22,281 - Oh, never mind. 17 00:01:22,282 --> 00:01:24,917 - Don't you want to know who they belong to? 18 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:25,951 - No. 19 00:01:25,952 --> 00:01:28,654 - Then how come you asked? 20 00:01:28,655 --> 00:01:30,356 - I should've known better. 21 00:01:30,357 --> 00:01:33,492 - Ah! 22 00:01:33,493 --> 00:01:36,362 Excuse me for talking with my mouth full, but in a minute, 23 00:01:36,363 --> 00:01:38,897 I think you're gonna step on Stewart's skate. 24 00:01:38,898 --> 00:01:42,101 - Well, then, move it! - There. 25 00:01:42,102 --> 00:01:45,671 Did I save your life or something, Mr. Wilson? 26 00:01:45,672 --> 00:01:48,741 - Dennis, your parents are giving a big open house party 27 00:01:48,742 --> 00:01:50,109 tomorrow afternoon. 28 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:52,911 Now, if it were I, I'd move those toys 29 00:01:52,912 --> 00:01:54,713 so the guests wouldn't fall over them. 30 00:01:54,714 --> 00:01:56,181 - Gee, thanks, Mr. Wilson. 31 00:01:56,182 --> 00:01:59,586 When I come back from the store, I'm gonna help you. 32 00:02:07,794 --> 00:02:09,128 - Oh, hi, honey. 33 00:02:09,129 --> 00:02:10,796 I've just been talking to one of the boys 34 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,197 at the office about Mr. Purdy. 35 00:02:12,198 --> 00:02:13,632 He said that he went to a business luncheon forum 36 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:14,700 about two years ago-- 37 00:02:14,701 --> 00:02:16,468 - Dear, I know how important this is to you, 38 00:02:16,469 --> 00:02:18,937 but you mustn't get yourself so upset about it. 39 00:02:18,938 --> 00:02:20,639 - I'm not, I'm not. 40 00:02:20,640 --> 00:02:23,509 Oh, honey, when Mr. Purdy gets here tomorrow, 41 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:25,077 try and make up some conversation 42 00:02:25,078 --> 00:02:26,311 about the construction business. 43 00:02:26,312 --> 00:02:28,380 How much you like the smell of lumber. 44 00:02:28,381 --> 00:02:30,082 - And how thrilled I am that he'll 45 00:02:30,083 --> 00:02:33,085 be opening a factory here? 46 00:02:33,086 --> 00:02:34,586 - You know, honey, I'm afraid we should 47 00:02:34,587 --> 00:02:36,555 have made this a formal reception instead 48 00:02:36,556 --> 00:02:37,656 of an open house. 49 00:02:37,657 --> 00:02:39,158 - We didn't have time to out invitations 50 00:02:39,159 --> 00:02:40,659 and get back answers. 51 00:02:40,660 --> 00:02:42,461 - I know, I know. 52 00:02:42,462 --> 00:02:43,896 Where's Dennis? 53 00:02:43,897 --> 00:02:45,531 - I sent him to the store to get some things for the party. 54 00:02:45,532 --> 00:02:47,566 - Honey, do you think you should have trusted him 55 00:02:47,567 --> 00:02:48,802 with a thing like that? 56 00:03:08,621 --> 00:03:09,488 - Hiya, mister. 57 00:03:09,489 --> 00:03:10,522 - Hello. 58 00:03:10,523 --> 00:03:13,058 - Hey, you got a bee on your umbrella. 59 00:03:13,059 --> 00:03:14,426 - Good for me. 60 00:03:14,427 --> 00:03:15,828 - We've got one like that, only we 61 00:03:15,829 --> 00:03:18,397 use it when we go to the beach. 62 00:03:18,398 --> 00:03:19,732 - Good for you. 63 00:03:19,733 --> 00:03:22,701 - Mister, if a swell little kid came by and asked you 64 00:03:22,702 --> 00:03:25,504 for one of those flags, would you give it to him? 65 00:03:25,505 --> 00:03:26,772 - No. 66 00:03:26,773 --> 00:03:29,308 - If a swell little kid came by and gave you a nickel 67 00:03:29,309 --> 00:03:33,145 for one of those flags, would you give it to him? 68 00:03:33,146 --> 00:03:36,682 - If a swell little kid came by with a dime-- 69 00:03:36,683 --> 00:03:37,984 - No. 70 00:03:38,084 --> 00:03:39,518 - Mister? 71 00:03:39,519 --> 00:03:40,719 - Hm? 72 00:03:40,720 --> 00:03:42,388 - Is it your job to sit there and tell people 73 00:03:42,389 --> 00:03:44,757 that you won't sell them flags? 74 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,492 - My job is to sell this house. 75 00:03:46,493 --> 00:03:48,961 The flags are to attract attention, 76 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:51,196 and the sign is to let everybody know 77 00:03:51,197 --> 00:03:53,165 that the house is open to everybody. 78 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:56,735 Now, will you please stop asking me questions? 79 00:03:56,736 --> 00:03:59,505 - What does the sign say? 80 00:03:59,506 --> 00:04:01,106 - Open house. 81 00:04:01,107 --> 00:04:03,709 - Gee, are you having a party, too? 82 00:04:03,710 --> 00:04:04,309 - Oh, sure. 83 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:05,711 Sure! 84 00:04:05,712 --> 00:04:08,547 I'm just sitting here waiting for the guests to show up. 85 00:04:08,548 --> 00:04:10,849 Please run along, sonny. 86 00:04:10,850 --> 00:04:11,684 - OK, good bye. 87 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:13,385 - Good bye. 88 00:04:13,386 --> 00:04:14,653 - Hey, mister? 89 00:04:14,654 --> 00:04:19,658 - No. 90 00:04:19,659 --> 00:04:21,060 - Still up there. 91 00:04:21,061 --> 00:04:22,061 - Who? 92 00:04:22,062 --> 00:04:23,262 - The bee. 93 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,630 You want me to smack him with something 94 00:04:24,631 --> 00:04:25,597 so you won't get stung? 95 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:26,598 - Yeah, smack him. 96 00:04:26,599 --> 00:04:29,068 Go ahead. 97 00:04:29,069 --> 00:04:32,571 - Hey, mister, your umbrella fell down! 98 00:04:32,572 --> 00:04:34,140 - Well, bye, mister! 99 00:04:37,977 --> 00:04:38,944 - Punch bowl. 100 00:04:38,945 --> 00:04:40,479 - Mr. Purdy and Mrs. Purdy. 101 00:04:40,480 --> 00:04:43,349 - White bread, brown bread, pumpernickel, green tea, nuts. 102 00:04:43,350 --> 00:04:45,184 - Honey, who's Janey Moore? 103 00:04:45,185 --> 00:04:46,352 - Oh, you don't know her, dear. 104 00:04:46,353 --> 00:04:47,419 She's president of the Garden Club. 105 00:04:47,420 --> 00:04:49,388 I invited her and her husband. 106 00:04:49,389 --> 00:04:50,723 - Oh. 107 00:04:50,724 --> 00:04:52,257 - Well, you said you wanted a lot of important people. 108 00:04:52,258 --> 00:04:53,692 - I know, honey, but I'm afraid there 109 00:04:53,693 --> 00:04:55,094 are gonna be too many here. 110 00:04:55,095 --> 00:04:56,762 I've asked some of the boys from the office. 111 00:04:56,763 --> 00:04:58,130 - The ones I know? 112 00:04:58,131 --> 00:04:59,531 - Well, you know some of them. 113 00:04:59,532 --> 00:05:01,500 I also told Mr. Purdy he could bring a few friends. 114 00:05:01,501 --> 00:05:03,135 I'm afraid there's gonna be an awful mob here, 115 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,070 and you know how I am with names. 116 00:05:05,071 --> 00:05:07,506 - Oh, half the people who are invited to an open house 117 00:05:07,507 --> 00:05:09,074 never show up, so I don't think you 118 00:05:09,075 --> 00:05:10,576 have anything to worry about. 119 00:05:10,577 --> 00:05:13,045 - Supposing nobody comes? 120 00:05:13,046 --> 00:05:14,413 - Won't do any good to worry. 121 00:05:14,414 --> 00:05:18,150 [ringing] 122 00:05:18,151 --> 00:05:21,520 - Must have been for Dennis. 123 00:05:21,521 --> 00:05:24,156 I think you should be very proud that of all 124 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:26,625 the boys at your office, your boss picked 125 00:05:26,626 --> 00:05:28,293 you to entertain Mr. Purdy. 126 00:05:28,294 --> 00:05:30,462 - He also picked a fine time to go on vacation. 127 00:05:30,463 --> 00:05:33,565 This, this Purdy should be his responsibility, not mine. 128 00:05:33,566 --> 00:05:36,301 - Oh, let's forget about the whole thing until tomorrow. 129 00:05:36,302 --> 00:05:39,072 I have a feeling everything is going to turn out fine. 130 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:45,544 - Well, I mostly just play. 131 00:05:45,545 --> 00:05:48,213 Except tomorrow I can't on account of we're 132 00:05:48,214 --> 00:05:51,150 gonna have a big party so we can show off for a man. 133 00:05:51,151 --> 00:05:52,685 - Dennis, tell your little friend good bye. 134 00:05:52,686 --> 00:05:54,653 It's bed time. 135 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:57,656 - Well if you wanna know how to get here, 136 00:05:57,657 --> 00:06:00,259 first you've got to find Mr. Quigley's store. 137 00:06:00,260 --> 00:06:02,127 Then you go around the corner. 138 00:06:02,128 --> 00:06:03,662 That's our street. 139 00:06:03,663 --> 00:06:07,466 And then you go past a man that won't sell you any flags. 140 00:06:07,467 --> 00:06:09,702 Then you go past Margaret's house. 141 00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:11,503 She's a girl. 142 00:06:11,504 --> 00:06:15,774 Pretty soon you see this real pretty house. 143 00:06:15,775 --> 00:06:17,576 That's Mr. Wilson's. 144 00:06:17,577 --> 00:06:19,244 Ours is right next door. 145 00:06:19,245 --> 00:06:21,680 - Dennis, who are you talking to? 146 00:06:21,681 --> 00:06:23,048 - You're welcome, mister. 147 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:24,049 - Who was that, Dennis? 148 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,317 - A man. 149 00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:27,519 He wanted to know how to get here tomorrow. 150 00:06:27,520 --> 00:06:30,522 After I told him, he said he would ask at a gas station. 151 00:06:30,523 --> 00:06:32,091 - Well, did he say what his name was? 152 00:06:32,092 --> 00:06:35,661 - Sure. Mr. Pretty. 153 00:06:35,662 --> 00:06:37,062 - Mr. Purdy? 154 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:40,632 - Sure, that's the one. 155 00:06:40,633 --> 00:06:42,101 Has Dad got a headache? 156 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:46,772 - Yes, he has, Dennis, and I'm gonna put it to bed right now. 157 00:06:46,773 --> 00:06:51,111 - Having a big party so we can show off for a man? 158 00:07:03,490 --> 00:07:06,525 - Boy, Mom sure is nervous out there in the kitchen. 159 00:07:06,526 --> 00:07:08,193 - She is? - Sure. 160 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:10,029 You ask her things, and she answers 161 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,197 stuff you didn't even ask her. 162 00:07:12,198 --> 00:07:13,832 - It's a big day, Dennis. 163 00:07:13,833 --> 00:07:15,868 Where's the sandwich I sent you for? 164 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,302 - Here it is. 165 00:07:17,303 --> 00:07:20,039 - What's the big idea of eating three quarters of it? 166 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:21,040 - I don't know. I didn't eat it. 167 00:07:21,041 --> 00:07:22,574 It's brand new. 168 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:23,575 - It is? 169 00:07:23,576 --> 00:07:25,044 - Sure. 170 00:07:25,045 --> 00:07:27,146 MR. WILSON (OFFSCREEN): You in there, Mitchell? 171 00:07:27,147 --> 00:07:28,681 - In here, Mr. Wilson. 172 00:07:28,682 --> 00:07:32,051 - My, such industry in that Kitchen Martha and Alice are-- 173 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:34,286 - Oh, I see they put you to work, too. 174 00:07:34,287 --> 00:07:36,922 - The least I could do is help Alice a little. 175 00:07:36,923 --> 00:07:39,158 - Oh, nothing to be ashamed about, Mitchell. 176 00:07:39,159 --> 00:07:41,093 When Martha gives a party, she wraps me 177 00:07:41,094 --> 00:07:43,062 around her little finger. 178 00:07:43,063 --> 00:07:44,863 Well, here it is. 179 00:07:44,864 --> 00:07:48,167 - Oh, I certainly appreciate your bringing that over, Mr. Wilson. 180 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:51,337 - Well, as you say, if this Mr. Purdy's interested in coins, 181 00:07:51,338 --> 00:07:53,105 it might make a good conversation piece 182 00:07:53,106 --> 00:07:55,841 for all of us. 183 00:07:55,842 --> 00:07:59,078 Where shall I put it? 184 00:07:59,079 --> 00:08:00,245 - Right over here, I think, Mr. Wilson. 185 00:08:00,246 --> 00:08:01,613 This ought to be fine. 186 00:08:01,614 --> 00:08:03,816 - Ah. 187 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,451 - What is it, Dad? 188 00:08:05,452 --> 00:08:09,521 - Well, you can see for yourself, Dennis. 189 00:08:09,522 --> 00:08:13,425 - Boy, what a piggy bank. 190 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:17,162 - Dennis these points are quite old and rare. 191 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:19,698 - Is it any good for spending, Mr. Wilson? 192 00:08:19,699 --> 00:08:21,633 - Why, of course. 193 00:08:21,634 --> 00:08:27,206 - Dennis, you wouldn't borrow any without asking, would you? 194 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:28,774 - Heck no, Mr. Wilson. 195 00:08:28,775 --> 00:08:34,046 Dad even has to ask when he takes money from Mom's purse. 196 00:08:34,047 --> 00:08:36,115 - It isn't that I have to ask, Dennis. 197 00:08:36,116 --> 00:08:36,950 it's just a matter of-- 198 00:08:37,050 --> 00:08:38,484 - Honey. 199 00:08:38,485 --> 00:08:41,653 Honey, our guests will be here in less than two hours. 200 00:08:41,654 --> 00:08:43,055 - Already? 201 00:08:43,056 --> 00:08:44,256 - Come along, George. 202 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:45,924 We'd better let these folks get dressed. 203 00:08:45,925 --> 00:08:46,725 - Oh. 204 00:08:46,726 --> 00:08:47,526 - Mrs. Wilson? 205 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:48,894 - Yes, dear? 206 00:08:48,895 --> 00:08:50,863 - Can I feel your muscles? 207 00:08:50,864 --> 00:08:52,131 - What on Earth for? 208 00:08:52,132 --> 00:08:53,967 - Well, Mr. Wilson said she could wrap him 209 00:08:54,067 --> 00:08:55,534 around her little finger. 210 00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,604 So I bet Mrs. Wilson's got muscles like a wrestler. 211 00:08:58,605 --> 00:09:02,174 - Get up those stairs and get in the tub, young man. 212 00:09:02,175 --> 00:09:03,175 - In the bath tub? 213 00:09:03,176 --> 00:09:06,011 - In the bath tub. 214 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:09,015 - And put some water in it! - Yes, sir. 215 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:17,322 - Ah, is, uh, is Dennis going to be at the open house? 216 00:09:17,323 --> 00:09:18,090 - Yes. 217 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,391 We couldn't get a sitter. 218 00:09:19,392 --> 00:09:21,427 - Oh, we've had lots of long talks with him. 219 00:09:21,428 --> 00:09:24,029 - I'm sure Dennis realizes how important this 220 00:09:24,030 --> 00:09:25,831 is to his father and me. 221 00:09:25,832 --> 00:09:27,032 - Of course he does. 222 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,101 - Oh, sure he does. 223 00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,041 - I wonder where they are? 224 00:09:36,042 --> 00:09:37,110 - Can't imagine. 225 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:43,582 Thought I heard a car. 226 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:47,052 - As long as nobody's coming, you want me to get some of the kids 227 00:09:47,053 --> 00:09:49,088 and help you eat up all this stuff? 228 00:09:49,089 --> 00:09:50,289 - They'll be here. 229 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:51,523 It's just that they're a little late. 230 00:09:51,524 --> 00:09:53,058 - I wonder if people are having trouble 231 00:09:53,059 --> 00:09:54,626 finding the place, Henry? 232 00:09:54,627 --> 00:09:56,261 - It isn't that hard to find. 233 00:09:56,262 --> 00:09:58,197 - Maybe everybody's going around asking 234 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:00,065 each other how to get here. 235 00:10:00,066 --> 00:10:01,200 - I'll bet that's it. 236 00:10:01,201 --> 00:10:03,035 I bet nobody can locate the house. 237 00:10:03,036 --> 00:10:05,070 [doorbell] 238 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:06,672 - Just a minute, Dennis. 239 00:10:06,673 --> 00:10:09,041 - We'll all get it. 240 00:10:09,042 --> 00:10:10,377 Now, mind your manners. 241 00:10:12,979 --> 00:10:14,680 - Now? 242 00:10:14,681 --> 00:10:17,683 - Can Dennis come out and play? 243 00:10:17,684 --> 00:10:19,752 - No, I'm afraid not, dear. 244 00:10:19,753 --> 00:10:20,986 - OK. 245 00:10:20,987 --> 00:10:23,355 Oh, my mommy's all ready to come over, 246 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:27,292 buy my father won't shave, so they're having a fight. 247 00:10:27,293 --> 00:10:30,029 Bye! 248 00:10:30,030 --> 00:10:32,531 - Mr. Purdy! 249 00:10:32,532 --> 00:10:33,565 - Hello, Mitchell. 250 00:10:33,566 --> 00:10:34,867 How are you? 251 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,669 I bet this is your Alice. 252 00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:37,903 How are you? 253 00:10:37,904 --> 00:10:39,004 - How are you, Mr. Purdy? 254 00:10:39,005 --> 00:10:40,639 - And this must be your little boy. 255 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:41,907 - That's our Dennis. 256 00:10:41,908 --> 00:10:42,975 - Hi, Dennis. 257 00:10:42,976 --> 00:10:44,276 - Hi, Mr. Purdy. 258 00:10:44,277 --> 00:10:46,378 - Hey, that's quite a grip. 259 00:10:46,379 --> 00:10:47,546 - Thank you! 260 00:10:47,547 --> 00:10:51,617 My dad gets sore if I shake hands like a fish. 261 00:10:51,618 --> 00:10:53,552 - Bright boy. 262 00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:54,987 Oh, I beg your pardon. 263 00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,622 This is Mrs. Purdy. 264 00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:57,690 Mitchell. 265 00:10:57,691 --> 00:10:59,191 - I'm delighted to meet you, Mrs. Purdy. 266 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:01,060 Won't you come into the living room, please? 267 00:11:01,061 --> 00:11:02,861 - Ah, you have a charming home here. 268 00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,263 - Thank you. 269 00:11:04,264 --> 00:11:05,698 - I've really been looking forward to meeting you. 270 00:11:05,699 --> 00:11:08,634 - I had no idea we'd be the first ones here. 271 00:11:08,635 --> 00:11:11,837 - Especially as we had a little trouble finding the place. 272 00:11:11,838 --> 00:11:13,439 - Gee, that's funny. 273 00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:17,509 I got a friend that finds it all the time, and he's only three. 274 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,911 [doorbell] 275 00:11:18,912 --> 00:11:20,080 - Excuse me. 276 00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,086 - Oh, Mr. Wilson. 277 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:28,520 - Alice. - Mrs. Wilson. 278 00:11:28,521 --> 00:11:31,190 - We found this gentleman outside looking for your house. 279 00:11:31,191 --> 00:11:32,358 - I don't believe we've met. 280 00:11:32,359 --> 00:11:34,827 I'm Frank Tedly, from Henry's office. 281 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:35,627 - Oh, of course. 282 00:11:35,628 --> 00:11:36,762 How do you do? 283 00:11:36,763 --> 00:11:37,863 Please come in. 284 00:11:37,864 --> 00:11:38,731 Let me take your hat. 285 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:39,898 - Oh, thank you. 286 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:40,933 - Would you show them the living room? 287 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:44,503 - Oh, right this way, Mr. Tedly. 288 00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:45,537 - Mom? 289 00:11:45,538 --> 00:11:46,739 You want to stand out front and holler 290 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:48,374 that this is where we live? 291 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:49,775 - No, dear. 292 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,677 But I do wish people didn't have so much trouble finding 293 00:11:51,678 --> 00:11:52,411 the place. 294 00:11:52,412 --> 00:11:53,579 - Yeah. 295 00:11:53,580 --> 00:11:55,414 - Would you put this in the coffee please, dear? 296 00:11:55,415 --> 00:11:57,116 - Sure. 297 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,784 - This is an excellent collection, Henry. 298 00:11:58,785 --> 00:12:01,453 - Mr. Wilson brought it over, thinking you might enjoy it. 299 00:12:01,454 --> 00:12:03,589 - Oh, is that so? 300 00:12:03,590 --> 00:12:06,258 I'd give anything for an 1878 dollar 301 00:12:06,259 --> 00:12:07,226 in this kind of condition. 302 00:12:07,227 --> 00:12:09,595 - Yes, that's my pet, too. 303 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:12,164 - Hey Dad, if people could find our house better, 304 00:12:12,165 --> 00:12:13,532 would you be glad? 305 00:12:13,533 --> 00:12:14,500 - Oh, I sure would. 306 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:15,601 Now, you run along, son. 307 00:12:15,602 --> 00:12:18,470 - The only trouble is I need some money. 308 00:12:18,471 --> 00:12:19,872 - Who doesn't? 309 00:12:19,873 --> 00:12:22,408 - Mr. Purdy and I have often been told we're missing something 310 00:12:22,409 --> 00:12:25,678 by not having children, but we manage beautiful with just 311 00:12:25,679 --> 00:12:27,880 our two parakeets. 312 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,581 We keep them in cages. 313 00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,784 - Would you like some punch, Mrs. Purdy? 314 00:12:31,785 --> 00:12:32,951 - Well, how nice. 315 00:12:32,952 --> 00:12:34,086 Of course. 316 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:36,088 - Mrs. Wilson? 317 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,489 - Yes, dear? 318 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:40,392 - If a kid knew how to do something real good for his mom 319 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:43,295 and dad, should he go ahead and do it? 320 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:46,498 - Well, if it was something good, I'm sure it would be all right. 321 00:12:46,499 --> 00:12:49,101 - Supposing a kid had to have some money, 322 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:51,136 would it be OK to borrow it? 323 00:12:51,137 --> 00:12:52,638 - From whom, dear? 324 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,106 - From Mr. Wilson. 325 00:12:54,107 --> 00:12:55,774 - Of course, Dennis. 326 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:56,775 Go right ahead. 327 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:59,144 - Gee, thanks. 328 00:12:59,145 --> 00:13:00,346 - Lunch, gentlemen? 329 00:13:00,347 --> 00:13:01,747 - Oh, yes. 330 00:13:01,748 --> 00:13:05,318 [chatter] 331 00:13:16,730 --> 00:13:18,063 - Well, you have my card. 332 00:13:18,064 --> 00:13:19,064 Whenever you're ready, please give me a call. 333 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:20,399 And thank you for dropping in. 334 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:20,899 Good bye. 335 00:13:20,900 --> 00:13:22,634 - Good bye. 336 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:24,336 DENNIS (OFFSCREEN): Hi, mister! 337 00:13:24,337 --> 00:13:25,105 - Oh, no. 338 00:13:27,707 --> 00:13:29,976 Listen, kid, I'm too tired to go through another one 339 00:13:30,076 --> 00:13:31,143 of your quiz programs. 340 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,644 What do you want? 341 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:33,946 - I wanna buy that sign. 342 00:13:33,947 --> 00:13:36,548 We need it at our house. 343 00:13:36,549 --> 00:13:38,985 - If I give it to you, will you go home and stay there? 344 00:13:39,085 --> 00:13:40,586 - Sure. - Take it. 345 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,122 Now go on home. 346 00:13:57,771 --> 00:13:59,505 [chatter] 347 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,708 - Honey, who's that couple over there? 348 00:14:02,709 --> 00:14:03,876 - Oh, that's Janey Moore. 349 00:14:03,877 --> 00:14:06,078 Her husband's name is Bob. 350 00:14:06,079 --> 00:14:07,713 And who are they? 351 00:14:07,714 --> 00:14:08,747 - Well, those are the Bartons. 352 00:14:08,748 --> 00:14:09,915 He works in the office with me. 353 00:14:09,916 --> 00:14:10,883 His name is Jack. 354 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:11,951 I think her name is Anne. 355 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:13,286 I've never met her before. 356 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,761 - Opie, there's another open house. 357 00:14:22,762 --> 00:14:24,063 - Yeah. 358 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:25,965 Look a little like the one over on 23rd St. 359 00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:27,166 - Yeah. 360 00:14:27,167 --> 00:14:28,534 - You want to go through it, kitten? 361 00:14:28,535 --> 00:14:30,603 - Well, don't cost anything to look. 362 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,979 - Honey, I think the party's going awfully well. 363 00:14:40,080 --> 00:14:41,513 Most of the people are here. 364 00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,215 [doorbell] - Oh. 365 00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:46,618 I'll get it. Here, you take this. 366 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:52,158 [chatter] 367 00:14:55,995 --> 00:14:57,696 - Well, come in. 368 00:14:57,697 --> 00:14:58,897 I'm Alice Mitchell. 369 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,632 - Oh, uh, I'm Opie Swanson. 370 00:15:00,633 --> 00:15:01,767 This is Olivia. 371 00:15:01,768 --> 00:15:03,035 - Oh, how do you do, Opie? 372 00:15:03,036 --> 00:15:05,204 I'm so glad you could come. 373 00:15:05,205 --> 00:15:07,039 Olivia, may I take your sweater? 374 00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,875 - Yes, yes, it is a little hot. 375 00:15:09,876 --> 00:15:10,843 Thank you, dearie. 376 00:15:10,844 --> 00:15:12,379 There we are. 377 00:15:17,450 --> 00:15:19,785 - They'll do anything to sell a house these days. 378 00:15:19,786 --> 00:15:22,087 - I think it's a cute idea. 379 00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,056 - Well, shall we go in and meet the others? 380 00:15:24,057 --> 00:15:25,592 - Oh, that sounds swell, dearie. 381 00:15:29,062 --> 00:15:30,696 [chatter] 382 00:15:30,697 --> 00:15:34,400 - Ladies, I'd like you to meet Olivia and Opie Swanson. 383 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:36,268 - Howdy. 384 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:40,706 - This is Mrs. Moore, Mrs. Purdy, Mrs. Murphy, and Mrs. Wilson. 385 00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:41,975 - How do you do? 386 00:15:42,075 --> 00:15:43,509 - Purdy. 387 00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,277 Wasn't that the name of those people 388 00:15:45,278 --> 00:15:48,080 who used to live next door to the Anderson in Sheboygan? 389 00:15:48,081 --> 00:15:49,615 - Sure. Yes. 390 00:15:49,616 --> 00:15:51,985 Well, you haven't ever been in the junk business, Mrs. Purdy? 391 00:15:52,085 --> 00:15:54,087 - Not to my knowledge, Mr. Swanson. 392 00:15:57,590 --> 00:16:02,361 - Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet Olivia and Opie Swanson. 393 00:16:02,362 --> 00:16:04,931 I'd like you to meet Mr. Wilson, Mr. 394 00:16:05,031 --> 00:16:08,167 Moore, Mr. Purdy, and Mr. Tedly. 395 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:10,569 - No, I'm Tedly, and he's Moore. 396 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,338 - Oh, I'm sorry. 397 00:16:12,339 --> 00:16:14,039 And of course you know Henry. 398 00:16:14,040 --> 00:16:15,108 - Hi, Henry. 399 00:16:18,812 --> 00:16:20,045 You better get lost, kitten. 400 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:23,515 I got a story I want to tell the fella. 401 00:16:23,516 --> 00:16:25,284 - You better get out of here too, dearie. 402 00:16:25,285 --> 00:16:29,455 Opie used to be in the Navy. 403 00:16:29,456 --> 00:16:30,456 [doorbell] 404 00:16:30,457 --> 00:16:33,859 - Oh, I'll get it. 405 00:16:33,860 --> 00:16:35,061 - Hi, Dan. 406 00:16:43,303 --> 00:16:45,471 - Here's the open house, folks! 407 00:16:45,472 --> 00:16:47,239 Everybody's welcome! 408 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,874 Come on in, everybody! 409 00:16:48,875 --> 00:16:49,875 Here's the open house! 410 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:51,077 Everybody's welcome! 411 00:17:04,157 --> 00:17:07,026 - You want to watch this cheap hardware, young woman? 412 00:17:07,027 --> 00:17:08,594 - Cheap hardware? 413 00:17:08,595 --> 00:17:10,429 - Oh, there isn't a lock in the whole house that's worth more 414 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:18,170 than $0.40. 415 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,039 - What are you doing? 416 00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,473 - Just checking. 417 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,676 You wired for 220? 418 00:17:23,677 --> 00:17:25,811 - I don't think so. 419 00:17:25,812 --> 00:17:27,446 - Oh, you see, lambchop? 420 00:17:27,447 --> 00:17:28,814 You're not the only bride who doesn't 421 00:17:28,815 --> 00:17:31,350 know anything about electricity. 422 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,318 Much obliged. 423 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:43,495 - Wall's faded. 424 00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:44,764 [doorbell] 425 00:17:58,845 --> 00:18:02,182 - I still say that you have to strike while the iron is-- 426 00:18:13,293 --> 00:18:16,195 - Right this way to the swell open house, folks! 427 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:20,199 Come on in, everybody! 428 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:22,401 Right to this way to the swell open house! 429 00:18:22,402 --> 00:18:28,140 Come on in! 430 00:18:28,141 --> 00:18:29,341 - Oh, thank you, Margaret. 431 00:18:29,342 --> 00:18:37,516 Here. 432 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:39,885 - Alice, who are all those people out there? 433 00:18:39,886 --> 00:18:41,653 - I don't know, Henry, and I've given up 434 00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,921 trying to remember names. 435 00:18:42,922 --> 00:18:44,556 - I know you and I didn't invite that many. 436 00:18:44,557 --> 00:18:49,194 - All I can say is Mr. Purdy has some awfully strange friends. 437 00:18:49,195 --> 00:18:51,230 - Takes all kinds in the construction business. 438 00:18:51,231 --> 00:18:53,799 - Dad, what are termites? - Termites? 439 00:18:53,800 --> 00:18:55,100 Why? 440 00:18:55,101 --> 00:18:57,136 - A man's up in our attic and says we got 'em. 441 00:18:57,137 --> 00:18:58,470 - Up in our attic? 442 00:18:58,471 --> 00:19:01,006 - We're out of punch again, Alice. 443 00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:02,574 - Oh, dear. 444 00:19:02,575 --> 00:19:04,043 - Oh, now I'll make it. 445 00:19:04,044 --> 00:19:06,145 You go out there and take care of the customers. 446 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:09,381 - People are sure finding our house real good, huh, Mom? 447 00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,083 - Now, Dennis, your mother is busy. 448 00:19:11,084 --> 00:19:12,017 Run along, Alice. 449 00:19:12,018 --> 00:19:12,718 You too, Henry. 450 00:19:12,719 --> 00:19:14,353 Run on. 451 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,555 Wait, wait, you stay here Help your Aunt 452 00:19:16,556 --> 00:19:18,023 Olivia wash the punch cups. 453 00:19:18,024 --> 00:19:19,024 - Huh? - No nonsense. 454 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:20,025 [doorbell] 455 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,026 - Pick it up, darling. 456 00:19:21,027 --> 00:19:22,261 That's a good boy. Follow me. 457 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:24,030 That's it. Right over here. 458 00:19:30,737 --> 00:19:32,304 [doorbell] 459 00:19:32,305 --> 00:19:34,039 - Henry, you'd better take these sandwiches over to Mr. Purdy. 460 00:19:34,040 --> 00:19:36,076 I don't think he's had a thing to eat all day. 461 00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:56,528 [chatter] 462 00:19:56,529 --> 00:19:58,097 - Mr. Purdy, would you like a sandwich? 463 00:19:58,098 --> 00:19:59,265 - Tough luck, Dan. 464 00:20:02,702 --> 00:20:05,004 - I'll go get some more. 465 00:20:05,005 --> 00:20:07,206 - I must say that Mitchell certainly 466 00:20:07,207 --> 00:20:09,508 has some weird friends. 467 00:20:09,509 --> 00:20:12,578 It takes all kinds. 468 00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,413 - What's this thing? 469 00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:15,981 - Well, this thing happens to be one 470 00:20:15,982 --> 00:20:18,851 of the finest coin collections in the state. 471 00:20:18,852 --> 00:20:20,119 - What are you asking? 472 00:20:20,120 --> 00:20:21,487 - It's not for sale. 473 00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:22,888 - What do you mean, it's not for sale? 474 00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:24,656 Of course it's for sale. 475 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:27,292 - I suppose the gentleman means everything has its price. 476 00:20:27,293 --> 00:20:28,394 - You're darn right, sonny. 477 00:20:28,395 --> 00:20:29,461 You own it? 478 00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:30,796 - I do. 479 00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,365 - Well, I'll give you $18 for it. 480 00:20:33,366 --> 00:20:34,333 - $18? 481 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:36,301 Why, it's worth 50 times that much. 482 00:20:36,302 --> 00:20:39,238 - Now, let's not be silly. 483 00:20:39,239 --> 00:20:40,639 18. 484 00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:41,807 That's my top price. 485 00:20:41,808 --> 00:20:42,741 - You're right, sir. 486 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,309 Let's not be silly. 487 00:20:44,310 --> 00:20:45,744 - Well, [inaudible], then. 488 00:20:45,745 --> 00:20:47,046 Termites and all! 489 00:20:47,047 --> 00:20:48,180 - Termites! 490 00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:50,182 Why, this is the finest teak wood. 491 00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:53,986 - You know you have termites in your attic? 492 00:20:53,987 --> 00:20:55,421 - Pardon? 493 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,557 I'm afraid I don't know you quite that well, sir. 494 00:20:58,558 --> 00:20:59,758 - Easy. 495 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:03,128 - Why, this coin alone is worth-- it's gone. 496 00:21:03,129 --> 00:21:04,763 - What's gone? 497 00:21:04,764 --> 00:21:07,700 - That dollar you said you'd give anything in the world to get. 498 00:21:07,701 --> 00:21:10,436 - Surely you're not accusing me? - Of course not. 499 00:21:10,437 --> 00:21:12,972 I'm simply identifying the coin that's missing. 500 00:21:13,073 --> 00:21:13,939 - Everything all right, men? 501 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,274 - Oh, yes, of course. 502 00:21:15,275 --> 00:21:17,142 - I want to tell you something, mister. 503 00:21:17,143 --> 00:21:19,346 I wouldn't have this place if it were the Taj Mahal. 504 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,750 - Well, here it is, folks. 505 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:25,719 Come get it! 506 00:21:32,092 --> 00:21:34,393 - Boy, Aunt Olivia sure is a nice lady. 507 00:21:34,394 --> 00:21:36,095 She's got five cats at home, and she's 508 00:21:36,096 --> 00:21:37,529 gonna give me three of 'em. 509 00:21:37,530 --> 00:21:38,530 [gasp] 510 00:21:38,531 --> 00:21:39,898 - Dennis, you can't-- 511 00:21:39,899 --> 00:21:43,635 - Ain't that a hot one, honey? 512 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,938 - Honey, you're going to have to get Olivia away 513 00:21:45,939 --> 00:21:47,106 from Mrs. Purdy. 514 00:21:47,107 --> 00:21:48,507 She can't stand the sight of her. 515 00:21:48,508 --> 00:21:51,577 - I don't even know whose friend Olivia is. 516 00:21:51,578 --> 00:21:52,745 - Are you leaving? 517 00:21:52,746 --> 00:21:55,114 Well, I'm so glad you could come. 518 00:21:55,115 --> 00:21:57,383 Do come again soon, and Jack. 519 00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:59,218 - See you at the office, Jack. 520 00:21:59,219 --> 00:22:01,955 - After all, honey, it's nothing to be ashamed of. 521 00:22:02,055 --> 00:22:06,091 - My good woman, my husband has never been in the junk business 522 00:22:06,092 --> 00:22:07,359 in Sheboygan or anywhere else. 523 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,695 - Well, maybe it was before you met him. 524 00:22:09,696 --> 00:22:11,597 - It was not before I met him. 525 00:22:11,598 --> 00:22:12,966 - Then when was it? 526 00:22:13,066 --> 00:22:14,667 - Why don't you mind your own stupid business? 527 00:22:14,668 --> 00:22:16,935 - Ladies, please. 528 00:22:16,936 --> 00:22:19,471 - I did not accuse you, Mr. Purdy. 529 00:22:19,472 --> 00:22:20,806 I simply said-- 530 00:22:20,807 --> 00:22:24,076 - You simply said I had my eye on your miserable dollar. 531 00:22:24,077 --> 00:22:26,245 That's what you simply said, Wilson. 532 00:22:26,246 --> 00:22:28,113 - No wonder you're a success in business. 533 00:22:28,114 --> 00:22:30,115 You're as stubborn as a mule. 534 00:22:30,116 --> 00:22:32,084 - Hey, fellas, I got an idea solve the whole problem. 535 00:22:32,085 --> 00:22:35,187 - What? - Let him search you. 536 00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:37,156 - I've had enough of this! 537 00:22:37,157 --> 00:22:38,624 - You know what I oughtta do, sister? 538 00:22:38,625 --> 00:22:41,093 I oughtta belt you one! 539 00:22:41,094 --> 00:22:44,797 - You've s got the build for it, dear. 540 00:22:44,798 --> 00:22:45,798 - Come, Catherine. 541 00:22:45,799 --> 00:22:46,799 - Now just a minute, Malcolm. 542 00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:47,766 I'm just getting warmed up. 543 00:22:47,767 --> 00:22:49,002 - We're leading now. 544 00:22:49,102 --> 00:22:52,571 - You and your old man hurry back! 545 00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:54,373 - Leaving, Mr. Purdy? 546 00:22:54,374 --> 00:22:56,208 - Mitchell, I want to tell you something. 547 00:22:56,209 --> 00:22:59,411 I've never in all my born days met such a conglomeration 548 00:22:59,412 --> 00:23:02,214 of goons as you invited here today. 549 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:05,651 If it's a practical joke, I hope you enjoy your little laugh. 550 00:23:05,652 --> 00:23:08,487 If it's stupidity, I feel sorry for your boss. 551 00:23:08,488 --> 00:23:10,155 And if it's, if it's-- 552 00:23:10,156 --> 00:23:11,390 - Now, I want to say something. 553 00:23:11,391 --> 00:23:15,094 - Not in front of the child, Catherine! 554 00:23:15,095 --> 00:23:16,529 - Mr. Purdy! Please! 555 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:21,133 - Mr. Purdy! 556 00:23:21,134 --> 00:23:22,167 - Mr. Purdy, please. 557 00:23:22,168 --> 00:23:23,702 Just listen to me for a moment. 558 00:23:23,703 --> 00:23:25,704 We really don't know where most of these people came from. 559 00:23:25,705 --> 00:23:26,338 - I do. 560 00:23:26,339 --> 00:23:27,740 The zoo. 561 00:23:27,741 --> 00:23:29,074 - Really, Alice and I only invited-- 562 00:23:29,075 --> 00:23:32,211 - Henry, look. - Well? 563 00:23:32,212 --> 00:23:34,413 Aren't you selling your house? 564 00:23:34,414 --> 00:23:35,214 - No! 565 00:23:35,215 --> 00:23:40,419 Somebody must have-- Dennis! 566 00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:42,187 - The man gave me the sign so people 567 00:23:42,188 --> 00:23:44,089 could find our house better. 568 00:23:44,090 --> 00:23:46,658 And he didn't charge me anything. 569 00:23:46,659 --> 00:23:51,397 So I didn't even have to borrow the dollar. 570 00:23:51,398 --> 00:23:56,101 - That's the dollar that Wilson-- you mean most of those people 571 00:23:56,102 --> 00:23:57,770 came in to buy the house? 572 00:23:57,771 --> 00:24:00,039 - Oh, for heaven's sake! 573 00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,574 - That's where they came from. 574 00:24:11,785 --> 00:24:12,719 - Open house! 575 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:29,468 - Well, it turned out all right after all. 576 00:24:29,469 --> 00:24:31,070 - When we get this next mess cleaned up, 577 00:24:31,071 --> 00:24:33,138 I'm going to sleep for a week. 578 00:24:33,139 --> 00:24:35,774 - Hard to believe it's all over. 579 00:24:35,775 --> 00:24:37,344 - Right this way, mister. 580 00:24:40,780 --> 00:24:41,715 - Crazy party, man. 581 00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:47,419 - Dennis, who was that? 582 00:24:47,420 --> 00:24:49,989 - He fell asleep on my bed during the party. 583 00:24:50,090 --> 00:24:51,091 Night mom, night dad. 584 00:25:03,636 --> 00:25:07,707 [theme music]